ANNOYING THINGS CATS DO

Cats are rad. I love them. I especially love them when they're bad.

All cats do certain annoying cat things. If you want to adopt a kitten, be prepared for the annoying things cats do. If you can't deal with the annoying things cats do, don't get a cat!

Here are some of the things:

1. Knocking everything off of tables and counters. Breakables and liquids are preferable.

2. Killing your plants by digging them out, knocking them over, sitting on them, sleeping in them, eating them, sharpening their claws on them, and peeing in them. I have to keep my bonzais in cages.

3. Sitting on whatever you are reading.

4. Sitting on whatever you are writing and attacking the pen.

5. Sitting on your keyboard and typing their own crap over your hard work (now deleted).

6. Jumping off of balconies and out of windows.

7. Sharpening their nails on furniture and rugs, and anything else.

8. Sleeping on your bag and attacking you if you try to reclaim it.

9. Playing with your toes in the middle of the night.

10. Screaming bloody murder from 3:00 am on.

11. Begging to go out and then sitting there and coming right back in and then begging to go out again.

12. Bringing bug parts in bed.

13. Peeing on stuff.

14. Attacking you for no real reason.

15. Putting their hands in your food.

16. Putting their heads in your cups.

17. Sitting on whatever is most important to you at the moment.

18. Kicking things under the fridge.

19. Tearing open bags to taste the food inside.

20. Begging for a belly rub and then eating your face off.

21. Hiding for days and watching you panic.

22. Getting everything furry.

23. Whatever else they can think of to annoy you <3